Be A Politician; No Training Necessary.

Funny Thing About Being A U.s. Senator, The Only Thing The Law Says You Have To Be Is 30 Years Old. Not Another Single Requirement. They Just Figure That A Man That Old Got Nobody To Blame But Himself If He Gets Caught In There.

It Is Awful Hard To Get People Interested In Corruption Unless They Can Get Some Of It.

I Can Remember Way Back When A Liberal Was One Who Was Generous With His Money.

Be Thankful We're Not Getting All The Government We're Paying For.

Government Spending? I Don't Know What It's All About. I Don't Know Any More About This Thing Than An Economist Does, And, God Knows, He Doesn't Know Much.