Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay

Advice Is Like Kissing: It Costs Nothing And Is A Pleasant Thing To Do.

Nature Makes All The Noblemen; Wealth, Education, Or Pedigree Never Made One Yet.

Most Everyone Seems Willing To Be A Fool Himself, But He Can't Bear To Have Anyone Else One.

Don't Ever Prophesy; For If You Prophesy Wrong, Nobody Will Forget It; And If You Prophesy Right, Nobody Will Remember It.

Poverty Is The Step-mother Of Genius.