Poverty Is The Step-mother Of Genius.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

Learning Sleeps And Snores In Libraries, But Wisdom Is Everywhere, Wide Awake, On Tiptoe.

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.

Pity Costs Nothing, And It Ain't Worth Nothing.

It Is A Statistical Fact That The Wicked Work Harder To Reach Hell Than The Righteous Do To Enter Heaven