Poverty Is The Step-mother Of Genius.

We Are Ap Tu Hate Them, Who Wont Take Our Advice, And Despise Them Who Do.

Music Hath The Charm To Soothe A Savage Beast, But I'd Try A Revolver First.

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.

Wisdom Deprives Even Poverty Of Half Its Power.

If Men Were Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Were Right, Stubbornness Would Take Her Seat Among The Virtues; But Men Are Generally Stubborn Just In Proportion As They Are Ignorant And Wrong.