Be Thankful We're Not Getting All The

Don't Just Grab At The First Thing That Comes Along. Know When To Refuse Something That Won't Get You Anywhere

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.

The Stock Market Has Spoiled More Appetites Than Bad Cooking.

Eventually You Will Reach A Point When You Stop Lying About Your Age And Start Bragging About It.