The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More

Politicians Can Do More Funny Things Naturally Than I Can Think Of To Do Purposely

The Senate Just Sits And Waits Till They Find Out What The President Wants, So They Know How To Vote Against Him.

America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To A Select Few.

Every Time A Woman Leaves Off Something She Looks Better, But Every Time A Man Leaves Off Something He Looks Worse.

The Schools Ain't What They Used To Be And Never Was.