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This Is The Problem With Over-crowded Inner-city Schools There Aren't Enough Parts For Everyone In The Nativity Story.

I Think People Would Live A Bit Longer If They Didn't Know How Old They Were. Age Puts Restrictions On Things.

I Was Still Using My Eyes Even Though I Had Them Shut.

I Always Have A Problem Liking Things That I'm Told I Should Like. This Has Been The Problem With Most Of The Wonders I Have Seen So Far. The Fact That This One Is Called The 'great' Wall Of China Annoys Me. I'll Decide If It's Great Or Not. It Might End Up Being The 'all Right Wall Of China' To Me.

I Know Who I Am. Bloody Hell, I'm Getting Enough Bills For Karl Pilkington So I Hope I Am Him, 'cos If I'm Not, I Have No Idea Who I'm Paying For