Happiness Is Like A Cake: Have Too

Me In A One-man Tent Crouching Over Carrier Bag. It's Not Just The Lowest Point Of The Trip. It's The Lowest Point Ever. In 38 Years.

I Don't Know Any Londoners 'cos I'm From Manchester.

If You Sit In A Bath Of Pineapple Chunks, It Can Kill You. That's Well Documented.

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?

When I Was Younger I Remember Once I Went To Bed And I Was So Happy That I Laughed Myself To Sleep.