Bear Patiently, My Heart, For You Have

What Greater Glory Attends A Man Than What He Wins With His Racing Feet And His Striving Hands?

For Afterwards A Man Finds Pleasure In His Pains, When He Has Suffered Long And Wandered Long. So I Will Tell You What You Ask And Seek To Know.

Not Two Strong Men The Enormous Weight Could Raise,- Such Men As Live In These Degenerate Days.

When A Woman Says Nothing's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong. And When A Woman Says Everything's Wrong, That Means Everything's Wrong! And When A Woman Says Something's Not Funny, You'd Better Not Laugh Your Ass Off!

All Deaths Are Hateful To Miserable Mortals, But The Most Pitiable Death Of All Is To Starve.