Because I'm Not A Nice Lesbian, I'm

Learn All The Rules... Then Break Them.

As A Standup, I Try To Change The World. As An Entertainer, I Try To Entertain. And As A Lesbian, I Try To Pick Up The Prettiest Girl In The Room.

Never Point At Anything Beige And Call It Cool.

Straight Girls Like Me. They Flirt With Me To Get Whatever They Want. Of Course It Works.

What Do You Mean, You "don't Believe In Homosexuality?" It's Not Like The Easter Bunny, Your Belief Isn't Necessary.