Learn All The Rules... Then Break Them.

Guns Don't Kill, People Do.

It's Not That I Don't Like Penises. I Just Don't Like Them On Men.

Straight Girls Like Me. They Flirt With Me To Get Whatever They Want. Of Course It Works.

It's A Cosmic Joke That I'm A Lesbian, Because I Understand Men So Well But Women Are A Complete Mystery To Me.

Learn All The Rules... Then Break Them.