Beer Makes You Feel The Way You

In A Land Where Sport Is Sacred, Where The Labourer Is God, You Must Pander To The People, Make A Hero Of A Clod.

Beer Makes You Feel The Way You Ought To Feel Without Beer.

It Is The Same With Revolution; So Long As The Proper Spirit Is Spreading Amongst Our Young Men, We Are Satisfied That It Spreads Without Bombast Or Parade.

It Is Quite Time That Our Children Were Taught A Little More About Their Country, For Shame's Sake.

It Is A Matter Of Public Shame That While We Have Now Commemorated Our Hundredth Anniversary, Not One In Every Ten Children Attending Public Schools Throughout The Colonies Is Acquainted With A Single Historical Fact About Australia.