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Laugh Loudly, Laugh Often, And Most Important, Laugh At Yourself.

They Travel In Groups. You Never See An Asian By Their Self.

Every Time John Travolta Assaults A Masseur, A Scientologist Gets Their Wings.

You Don't Give Something Away Because It's Fat. You Take It And You Look At It.

I'm Not That Shallow, Asshole. I Don't Need Money. It's Way More Important For Them To Be Good-looking.