Being A Comedian Is A Lot Like

Everyone Has Favorite Criminals. Mine Are Pimps. We Can All Rob A Bank; We Can All Sell Drugs. Being A Pimp Is A Whole Other Thing.

If You Properly Clean A Room, It Gets Dirtier Before It Gets Cleaner.

I'm An Independent, But I Got To Admit I Lean Democratic.

I Can See The Humor In Just About Any Situation. After I Lost My Dad, I Realized That None Of Us Should Take Things Too Seriously, Because Everything Except Death Works Itself Out.

Black Movies Don't Have Real Names, They Have Names Like Barbershop. That's Not A Name, That's Just A Location.