Being Young Is Beautiful, But Being Old

When You Have Helped To Raise The Standard Of Cooking, You Have Helped To Raise The Only Thing In The World That Really Matters. We Only Have One Or Two Wars In A Lifetime, But We Have Three Meals A Day -- There's Nothing In The World That We Do As Much As We Do Eating.

A Difference Of Opinion Is What Makes Horse Racing And Missionaries.

A Holding Company Is A Thing Where You Hand An Accomplice The Goods While The Policeman Searches You.

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.

Government Investigations Have Always Contributed More To Our Amusement Than They Have To Our Knowledge.