Beware Of Those Who Try To Sell

For Our Purposes, Let’s Say A Goal Is A Specific Objective That You Either Achieve Or Don’t Sometime In The Future. A System Is Something You Do On A Regular Basis That Increases Your Odds Of Happiness In The Long Run. If You Do Something Every Day, It’s A System. If You’re Waiting To Achieve It Someday In The Future, It’s A Goal.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.

I'm Predicting That We'll Finally Have A Computer Will Search My E-mail Automatically And Delete Every Message That Begins With 'thought You'd Be Interested,' And Then Give An Electrical Shock To The Sender To Remind Him Or Her To Stop Send That Kind Of Message.

God Designs People's Emotions So You Fall In Love With People Who, In Return, Wouldn't Even Use Your Hollowed-out Skull For A Spittoon.

The Creator Of The Universe Works In Mysterious Ways. But He Uses A Base Ten Counting System And Likes Round Numbers.