Blogging Is Like Work, But Without Coworkers

I Can't Bring Myself To Believe In A God With A Personality Like My Own. I Base That On The Paucity Of Lightning Attacks On People Who Deserve It.

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Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

I Had Several Different Bosses During The Early Years Of 'dilbert.' They Were All Pretty Sure I Was Mocking Someone Else.

Stem Cells Are Like Toenail Clippings With A Better Career Plan.