Blogging Is Like Work, But Without Coworkers

Am I Getting Smart With You? How Would You Know?

He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head At A Hackey Sack Festival.

The Best Any Human Can Do Is To Pick A Delusion That Helps Him Get Through The Day

The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone Dipshits.

Swing Your Partner, Dosey-do, Now Clap Your Hands... Uh-oh, That's All The Square Dance Moves I Know... I'll Bluff The Rest. Slap Your Partner In The Face, Write Bad Checks All Over The Place, Flirt With Strangers, Annoy Your Spouse, Get A Divorce And Lose Your House, ...uh... Dosey-do.