Bombeck's Rug Rule: An Ugly Carpet Will

One Never Realizes How Different A Husband And Wife Can Be Until They Begin To Pack For A Trip.

When I Stand Before God At The End Of My Life, I Would Hope That I Would Not Have A Single Bit Of Talent Left, And Could Say, 'i Used Everything You Gave Me'.

When Children Reach The Age Of Sixteen, They Discover The Meaning Of Life: Car Keys.

Never Lend Your Car To Anyone To Whom You Have Given Birth.

All Of Us Have Moments In Our Lives That Test Our Courage. Taking Children Into A House With A White Carpet Is One Of Them.