Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.