Keep Your Talent In The Dark And

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

Fight Fire With Fire. If You Must Have Bores, Always Put Them Together Or At The Same Table ... Bores Have An Effervescent Chemical Reaction On One Another At A Party. They Invariably Have A Marvelous Time Trading Banalities In The Absence Of Competition. Clichés Roll Trippingly Off The Tongue Like Sparkling Epigrams And Trite Observations Acquire Depth Sinking Into Receptive Minds.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil