Keep Your Talent In The Dark And

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!