Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor.

Only Those Who Have Earned Leisure Know How To Use It Profitably.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Laugh At Yourself First, Before Anyone Else Can.

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.