Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

Fight Fire With Fire. If You Must Have Bores, Always Put Them Together Or At The Same Table ... Bores Have An Effervescent Chemical Reaction On One Another At A Party. They Invariably Have A Marvelous Time Trading Banalities In The Absence Of Competition. Clichés Roll Trippingly Off The Tongue Like Sparkling Epigrams And Trite Observations Acquire Depth Sinking Into Receptive Minds.