Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.

Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.