Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

Serve The Dinner Backward, Do Anything - But For Goodness Sake, Do Something Weird.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

Good Manners - The Longer I Live The More Convinced I Am Of It - Are A Priceless Insurance Against Failure And Loneliness. And Anyone Can Have Them.

I Make Enemies Deliberately. They Are The Sauce Piquante To My Dish Of Life.