Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

The Cocktail Party Is Easily The Worst Invention Since Castor Oil

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.

Intolerance Of Mediocrity Has Been The Main Prop Of My Independence.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.