Brainy's The New Sexy.

Hitler: Thank You, Whoever You Are. I Think You Just Saved My Life. The Doctor: Believe Me... It Was An Accident.

Madge: I Don't Know Why I Keep Shouting At Them. The Doctor: Because Every Time You See Them Happy You Remember How Sad They're Going To Be. And It Breaks Your Heart. Because What's The Point In Them Being Happy Now If They're Going To Be Sad Later. The Answer Is, Of Course, Because They Are Going To Be Sad Later. ~ The Doctor, The Widow, And The Wardrobe

The Doctor: Doctor Song, You've Got That Face On Again. River: What Face? The Doctor: The "he's Hot When He's Clever" Face. River: This Is My Normal Face. The Doctor: Yes It Is. River: Oh, Shut Up. The Doctor: Not A Chance.

I Think Of Myself As A Writer With A Sense Of Humour Rather Than A Comedy Writer. Happy To Tell A Story With Lots Of Jokes In It - I Wouldn't Know How To Do Jokes Without The Story.

I Never Go Online. The Internet Stuff Is Bonkers. You Must Not Look At It.