Brandy And Water Spoils Two Good Things.

Tis The Privilege Of Friendship To Talk Nonsense, And To Have Nonsense Respected.

I Always Arrive Late At The Office, But I Make Up For It By Leaving Early.

New Year's Day Is Every Man's Birthday.

May My Last Breath Be Drawn Through A Pipe, And Exhaled In A Jest.

Books Think For Me. I Can Read Anything Which I Call A Book.