Bring Out... The Comfy Chair!!!!

We Come From Nothing, We Are Going Back To Nothing-in The End What Have We Lost? Nothing!

You See, I Don't Belive That Libraries Should Be Drab Places Where People Sit In Silence, That Has Been The Main Reason For Our Policy Of Employing Wild Animals As Librarians.

This Parrot Is No More. It Has Ceased To Be. It's Expired And Gone To Meet Its Maker. This Is A Late Parrot. It's A Stiff. Bereft Of Life, It Rests In Peace. If You Hadn't Nailed It To The Perch, It Would Be Pushing Up The Daisies. It's Rung Down The Curtain And Joined The Choir Invisible. This Is An Ex-parrot.

Exploding Is A Perfectly Normal Medical Phenomenon.

I Fart In Your General Direction.