Buy A Stock, If It Goes Up,

I Don't Know. How Hot Is It Supposed To Be?

Doing The Little Things Can Make A Big Difference.

So I'm Ugly. So What? I Never Saw Anyone Hit With His Face.

Yogi Ordered A Pizza. The Waitress Asked How Many Pieces Do You Want Your Pie Cut? Yogi Responded, Four. I Don't Think I Could Eat Eight.

You Can't Win All The Time. There Are Guys Out There Who Are Better Than You.