By Far The Most Common Craving Of

My Father Used To Call Me The Laughing Hyena.

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."

Health - What My Friends Are Always Drinking To Before They Fall Down.

You Know You're Old If They Have Discontinued Your Blood Type.

Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion, And I Can't Buy Any Of It.