My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing

I Hate Smart Sales Clerks. I Said To One, What Do You Have In Lingerie? She Says, More Than You'll Ever Have!

Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That It Involves Timing.

If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple, I'd Have No Shape At All.

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.