By The Time I Was In The

I'm Not The Guy With The Enormous Comedy Nose Or The Big Feet Or The Bad Posture Or The Whatever; A Physical Comic Has Certain Things.

Teaching Is An Art And A Profession Requiring Years Of Training.

If I Were Running A Campaign, I'd Urge Taking The Mountain Of Money Reportedly Squandered On Pizza, Coffee And Bagels And Spending It More Wisely - On A Talented Young Comedy Writer.

I'm Not All That Enthralled By Show Business, And I'm Not That Much Of A Highbrow.

I Feel Sorry For The Poor Kids Whose Parents Feel They're Qualified To Teach Them At Home. Of Course, Some Parents Are Smarter Than Some Teachers, But In The Main I See Home-schooling As Misguided Foolishness.