Calling You An Idiot Would Be An

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

The Most Effective Comeback To An Insult Is Silence.

In My Estimation, The Only Thing That Is More To Be Guarded Against Than Bad Taste Is Good Taste.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

Shouldn't You Have A License For Being That Ugly?