Calling You An Idiot Would Be An

I Don't Know What Makes You So Dumb But It Really Works.

A Lady Is Nothing Very Specific. One Man's Lady Is Another Man's Woman; Sometimes, One Man's Lady Is Another Man's Wife. Definitions Overlap But They Almost Never Coincide.

If You Took An Iq Test, The Results Would Be Negative.

Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.

The Most Effective Comeback To An Insult Is Silence.