The Most Effective Comeback To An Insult

Anybody Who Told You To Be Yourself Simply Couldn't Have Given You Worse Advice.

Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.

Ragtime Was A Fanfare For The 20th Century.

Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An Idiot.

Calling You An Idiot Would Be An Insult To All The Stupid People.