Your Village Just Called. They're Missing An

For All Its Flexibility, Television Is More A Mirror Of Taste Than A Shaper Of It.

Friends Never Make Assumptions About You. They Never Expect A Reason To Go Out With You. In Fact Friends Only Expect You To Be You.

I'm Sorry, I'm A Little Busy. Can I Ignore You Later?

What We Are Headed For Is A Sort Of Social Structure In Which The Highbrows Are The Elite, The Middlebrows Are The Bourgeoisie And The Lowbrows Are Hoi Polloi.

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.