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What We Are Headed For Is A Sort Of Social Structure In Which The Highbrows Are The Elite, The Middlebrows Are The Bourgeoisie And The Lowbrows Are Hoi Polloi.

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

No Author Dislikes To Be Edited As Much As He Dislikes Not To Be Published.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.