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And I Thought I Had Problems? Look At Your Face!

If You Can't Ignore An Insult, Top It; If You Can't Top It, Laugh It Off; And If You Can't Laugh It Off, It's Probably Deserved.

A Lady Is Nothing Very Specific. One Man's Lady Is Another Man's Woman; Sometimes, One Man's Lady Is Another Man's Wife. Definitions Overlap But They Almost Never Coincide.

A Truly Appreciative Child Will Break, Lose, Spoil, Or Fondle To Death Any Really Successful Gift Within A Matter Of Minutes.

Don't Let You Mind Wander - It's Far Too Small To Be Let Out On Its Own.