And I Thought I Had Problems? Look

Any Real New Yorker Is A You-name-it-we-have-it-snob Whose Heart Brims With Sympathy For The Millions Of Unfortunates Who Through Misfortune, Misguidedness Or Pure Stupidity Live Anywhere Else In The World.

If You Took An Iq Test, The Results Would Be Negative.

Calling You An Idiot Would Be An Insult To All The Stupid People.

The Shaping Of Taste Is Essentially The Science Of Merchandising, Whether Of Detergents Or Cars Or Books Or Objects Of Fine And Decorative Art.

Hi There, I'm A Human Being! What Are You?