Camelot Is A Silly Place.

You Know, There Are Many People In The Country Today Who, Through No Fault Of Their Own, Are Sane. Some Of Them Were Born Sane. Some Of Them Became Sane Later In Their Lives.

In 1945, Peace Broke Out. It Was The End Of The Joke. Joke Warfare Was Banned At A Special Session Of The Geneva Convention, And In 1950 The Last Remaining Copy Of The Joke Was Laid To Rest Here In The Berkshire Countryside, Never To Be Told Again.

Nudge, Nudge. Snap, Snap. Grin, Grin. Wink, Wink, Say No More? Could Be, Could Be Taken On Holiday. Could Be Yes - Swimming Costumes. Know What I Mean. Candid Photography. Know What I Mean, Nudge Nudge.

When Danger Reared Its Ugly Head, He Bravely Turned His Tail And Fled.

Stormy In Love, Stormy In Interviews, Breakfast In Bed - That's Me, Love.