Canada's Climate Is Nine Months Winter And

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

The Only Place Where You Can Find Equality Is In The Cemetery.

You Can Tell A Man's Taste In Literature By His Judgment In Knowing What Not To Read.

With A Braggart, It's No Sooner Done Than Said.