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Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

Some Members Of Congress Ought To Have Their Mouths Taped Instead Of Their Speeches.

If You Want To Know How Little Your Dignity Is Worth, Take It To The Pawnbroker.

Some People Blow Their Top, But All People Blow Their Bottom.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.