The Only Thing Worse Than Being On

A Good Loser Is All Right, But It Isn't So Much Fun To Beat Him.

Don't Tear Your Hair Out Over A Woman; It'll Be Harder To Attract The Next One If You're Bald.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

Nothing Ages Your Car As Much As The Sight Of Your Neighbor's New One.

Man Is The Control Experiment Of Heredity And Environment; And Since His Heredity Controls Him, He Tries To Control His Environment.