The Only Thing Worse Than Being On

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

A Husband May Forget Where He Went On His Honeymoon, But He Never Forgets Why.

Character Is What You Have Left When You've Lost Everything You Can Lose.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.

A Hamburger By Any Other Name Costs Twice As Much.