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All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.

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Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

If You Don't Like To Make Excuses Or Apologies, Stop Making Promises.

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.