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The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

The Best Time To Give Advice To Your Children Is While They're Still Young Enough To Believe You Know What You're Talking About.