A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The

An Epigram Is The Marriage Of Wit And Wisdom; A Wisecrack, Their Divorce.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.

A Bore Finds It Easy To Start Talking, And Even Easier To Get Others To Stop Listening.

Charm Is To A Woman What Perfume Is To A Flower.

Adam And Eve Were The First Of All Unions To Defy Management.