A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The

All Work And No Pay Makes A Housewife.

Diets Show To What Great Lengths Women Will Go So As Not To Go To Great Widths.

A Dollar Saved Is A Dollar Earned But Seldom Vice Versa.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.