A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

The State Of The Union Largely Depends On The State Of The Unions.

Only One Man Has The Right To Boast, And That's The Man Who Never Does.

An Instrument That Sometimes Expresses Thought, Sometimes Obscures Thought, But Most Often Replaces Thought.

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.