A Lazy Man's Wife Is Generally The

Many A Wedding Takes Place When A Man Can't Afford To Go Steady With A Girl Any Longer.

The Only Thing Worse Than Being On The Wrong Side Of An Argument Is To Be On The Right Side With No One Listening.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You; Cry -- And The World Laughs Harder.

Next Time A Man Tells You Talk Is Cheap, Ask Him If He Knows How Much A Session Of Congress Costs.

A Word To The Wise Is -- Unnecessary.