With A Braggart, It's No Sooner Done

The Man Who Has A Girl In Every Port Is Not A Sailor But A Wholesaler.

Communism Is A Form Of Government Under Which Every Citizen At Election Time Enjoys The Privilege Of Voting Yes.

There Would Be No Population Explosion If People Who Are Trying To Keep The Wolf From The Door Wouldn't Let The Stork Fly In Through The Window.

There Are Two Kinds Of Leaders: Those Who Are Interested In The Flock, And Those Who Are Interested In The Fleece.

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.