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You Show Me A Boy Who Brings A Snake Home To His Mother And I'll Show You An Orphan.

The Only Reason I Would Take Up Jogging Is So That I Could Hear Heavy Breathing Again.

A Child Develops Individuality Long Before He Develops Taste.

Mothers Are Not The Nameless, Faceless Stereotypes Who Appear Once A Year On A Greeting Card With Their Virtues Set To Prose, But Women Who Have Been Dealt A Hand For Life And Play Each Card One At A Time The Best Way They Know How. No Mother Is All Good Or All Bad, All Laughing Or All Serious, All Loving Or All Angry. Ambivalence Rushes Through Their Veins.

My Second Favorite Household Chore Is Ironing. My First Being Hitting My Head On The Top Bunk Bed Until I Faint.