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My Son Did Not Show Signs Of A Money Deficiency Until He Opened His Small Fist In The Nursery And Found It Was Empty.

I Do Not Participate In Any Sport With Ambulances At The Bottom Of The Hill.

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Car Designers Are Just Going To Have To Come Up With An Automobile That Outlasts The Payments.