Celebrity Means That I Can Affect People

I Look Good, But I Probably Have The Insides Of Elvis.

When You Realize That Life Isn't Fair, You Don't Act Out, You Don't Get Overly Wasted, You Don't Get Self-indulgent. You Just Move Forward.

The First Time I Went To Wales I Thought I'd Landed In A Land Of Hobbits. Everybody Was Really Small And The Houses Were Small And The Writing Was Backwards.

I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A Deep Voice And The Most Amazing Pecs.

My Web Site Is So Fresh. The Paint Is Still Wet, But Stay Tuned, Because I Have Lots Of Personal Things, Specifically About What Is Happening Day-to-day, That I Will Keep Updating Daily.