Censorship Feeds The Dirty Mind More Than

I Get A Kick Out Of People Saying I Was Funny.

I Find Most 'sacred Music' Pretty Dismal.

A Biggest Mistake I Made When I Started Doing A Talk Show Was I Thought You Had To Read The Books.

The Brain Process That Results In A Joke Materializing Where No Joke Was Before Remains A Mystery. I'm Not Aware Of Any Scholarly, Scientific Or Neurological Studies On The Subject.

All Three Of My Parents - I Also Had A Stepmother - Were Teachers, And My Dad Taught High School, And As He Always Reminded Me When I Was Going To Spend Some Money On Something, 'your Mother And I, In The Depression, Had To Decide Whether To Spend A Dime On A Loaf Of Bread Or If We Could Go To A Movie With It.'