I Love Fashion, But I Don't Come

Family Is The One Thing That Is Definitely Not Disposable.

I Prefer Highs And Lows To An Even Keel. Moderation Is Never Something I've Been Good At.

I Can Eat A Man, But I'm Not Sure Of The Fiber Content.

The Only Way To Go On Holiday Is With Your Expectations At Ground Level. Convince Yourself Before You Go That The Weather's Going To Be Dreadful And There Will Be Nylon Sheets. You'll Then Be Pleasantly Surprised.

There Should Be More Booing In Shops And Restaurants And Places Like That When When The Service Is Bad. If You've Had A Poor Breakfast In A Hotel, You Should Put Your Knife And Fork Down And Boo.