Without Fake Tan I Have The Skin

I Prefer Highs And Lows To An Even Keel. Moderation Is Never Something I've Been Good At.

I've Just Got Crap Hair. Although I Inherited A Lot Of Stuff From My Dad, Including Giant Knees, I Didn't Get His Good, Thick Hair. I Got My Mother's Thin, Wispy, Non-event Hair Instead.

For Me, Being A Woman Suits What I Want To Talk About And What My Audience Wants To Hear. Maybe I'm A Dying Breed.

My Older Sister Is Bossy, My Brother Is A Stirrer And Me - Well, I Am Perfect!

The Comedy I Like The Best Is Comedy I Can't Do, Stuff That Doesn't Touch My Arena.