The Comedy I Like The Best Is

I Wouldn't Say I Was Grumpy. It's More Pathological - I Have Seismic Tantrums. I Get Red In The Face And Cry At Least Three Times A Week, And I Have To Lie Down And Have A Nap Afterwards.

As A Five-year-old In Berlin In 1965, I Didn't Know That Funny Women Existed. It Wasn't Until I Got Back To England That I Realised Women Could Be Funny.

Without Fake Tan I Have The Skin Tones Of A Dead Jellyfish.

Anyone Who Has Dead Straight Hair Wants Curls.

People Often Ask Why Comedy Is Harder For Women, And The Reason Is Because A Tampon Will Sometimes Fall Out When You're On Stage. Blokes Don't Have That Worry.