Changing The Story Until You Believe It.

According To New York Publishers, Bill Clinton Will Get More Money For His Book Than Hillary Clinton Got For Hers. Well, Duh. At Least His Book Has Some Sex In It.

President Bush Admitted That The United States Went To War In Iraq Based On Bad Intelligence. But He Says Knowing What We Know Now He Would Still Do It Again. So At Least We're Learning From Our Mistakes.

My Stockbroker Asked Me Something Important Today: Paper Or Plastic?

The Reason There Are Two Senators For Each State Is So That One Can Be The Designated Driver.

Michael Jackson Has A New Baby Boy; No Word Yet Who The Father Is.