There Should Be Three Days A Week

The Information Superhighway? That Sounds Like A Place That's Long And Boring And Kills 50,000 People A Year.

Unpleasant Reading On The Subject Of Anger Tells Us That There's Not Really Anything Wrong With It. In Limited Amounts. It Can Even Be A Good Thing. A Pressure Valve.

I'm Not The Guy With The Enormous Comedy Nose Or The Big Feet Or The Bad Posture Or The Whatever; A Physical Comic Has Certain Things.

I'm Not Freakishly Short. I Had, On My Show, Used Shortness As A Joke Subject; It Didn't Really Bother Me.

Electronic Devices Dislike Me. There Is Never A Day When Something Isn't Ailing.