There Should Be Three Days A Week

The Mob Became Unruly And The Police Were Forced To Resort To Sex.

A Conversation Does Not Have To Be Scintillating In Order To Be Memorable. I Once Met A President Of The United States, And His Second Sentence To Me Was About Knees.

I'm The Only Talk Show Host, I Think, If There's Such A Category In, What's Called, The Book Of Records, To Have A Guest Die While We Were Taping The Show, Yeah.

Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

I Always Wanted To Live In A Haunted House.